Thursday, September 13, 2007

Welcome to Assbook!

I've been asked by host, Juan Dosa, to say something about the latest thing in social contact networks. After Facebook, what else could there be, but Assbook.

Here are a few random shots of some of the lovely asses of Assbook.

Shy Ass

Shiny Ass

Bride Ass

11 comments:

Jenn said...

bah-hahaha! Shiny ass ... the world so needs Assbook :)

Anonymous said...

My dad says, "are you the smart ass?" ;)

Anonymous said...

this is totally ass rediculous. i am a 45 year old man and got a nicer ass than these on display.

hg said...

And I am laughing, Anonymous, thinking about your comment and wondering about your 45-year-old male ass. Too bad (I think) comments don't include images. Let's just leave it that we'll all imagine how lovely your ass is. I guess that's the beauty of this version of AssBook. Anyone's ass can be as wide or pointy or gloriously buff as they want!

Anonymous said...

Kiss my Assbook

hg said...

Oh, I am so glad it is only a virtual kiss that is required. Maybe, Anonymous, a smooch of the kiss-off variety is in order.

Assbook said...

Ah... They say there's nothing as powerful as an idea who's time has arrived. "If you build it, they will come" ;)

Anonymous said...

I WANTED SOMUCH TO BE THE ONE THAT CREATED ASS BOOK. FACE BOOK ISA BLOT ON DECENT INTELLIGENCE

hg said...

To the best of my knowledge, Assbook hasn't yet gone public. $38 a share, anyone?

Dat Ass said...

lol, maybe Assbook could list on the stock exchange, but I think if they did, Facebook would rip their ass off ;)

hg said...

I'm not sure FB would 'rip the ass off' Assbook. As of today, May 15 2013, FB's shares (which opened at $38) are down to $26 and change. Still, I'm glad you had at least a small 'lol'. : )